Marx Brothers Sound Bites

G.I. Journal / Livingston Marx, African Explorer

• "I hope somebody answers my ad for a secretary ..." [77K]
• "Would you like to hear my qualifications?" [63K]
• "I never mix business with pleasure ..." [51K]
• "I'm a very simple man ..." [123K]
• "Take a letter ..." [101K]
• "Money? Why, money is the root of all evil ..." [127K]
• "Let me cover your face with kisses ..." [53K]
• "Water! Water! ..." [88K]
• "You've cut me to the quick ..." [41K]
• "This must be Amazon territory ..." [108K]
• Private Sad Sack [247K]

Animal Crackers

• "You're one of the most beautiful women ..." [30K]
• "Ever since I met you ..." [24K]
• "Pardon me while I have a strange interlude." [14K]
• "This would be a better world for children ..." [28K]
• "We three ..." [13K]
• "Why you've got beauty, charm, ..." [43K]
• "I'm sick of these conventional marriages ..." [68K]
• "You have heard about me? ..." [51K]
• "You know what this country needs today? ..." [37K]
• "I think that is a wonderful idea ..." [52K]
• "If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce ..." [62K]
• "I would be very glad to give you my opinions ..." [40K]
• "Tell me, what do you think of ..." [43K]
• "The storm has put the lights out ..." [58K]
• "Signor Ravelli will oblige us at the piano ..." [108K]
• "I tell you what I do ..." [29K]
• "We took some pictures ..." [40K]
• "One morning I was sitting in front of the cabin ..." [54K]
• "... I bagged six tigers ..." [109K]
• "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas ..." [37K]
• "Captain, this leaves me speechless ..." [33K]
• "I'd buy you a parachute ..." [20K]
• "What do you say, Captain, we build right about here ..." [78K]
• "I may be wonderful ..." [19K]
• "I repeat sir, you're a contemptible cur ..." [37K]
• "Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard ..." [24K]
• "I could rent you out ..." [21K]

Horsefeathers

• "I thought my razor was dull ..." [48K]
• "I'm proud to be your son ..." [37K]
• "I married your mother ..." [32K]
• "I'd horsewhip you ..." [13K]
• "Who are you? ..." [16K]
• "You've got the brain ..." [31K]
• "Why don't you bore a hole in your self ..." [19K]
• "I'm the plumber ..." [53K]
• "Jumping anaconda!" [9K]

Duck Soup

• "You cover a lot of ground ..." [42K]
• "You can leave in a taxi ..." [74K]
• "Haven't we seen each other somewhere before? ..." [50K]
• "Could you lend me twelve dollars ..." [72K]
• "Don't look now, but ..." [32K]
• "This is a gala day for you ..." [41K]
• "I've got a good mind to join a club ..." [21K]
• "Why a four year old child could understand this report ..." [59K]
• "Sir, you try my patience ..." [33K]
• "I give all my time and energy ..." [39K]
• "I wash my hands of the whole business! ..." [34K]
• "Go! And never darken my towels again!" [17K]
• "Of course you know, this means war!" [10K]
• "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor ..." [25K]
• "Go, and break through the lines! ..." [54K]

A Night at the Opera

• "When I invite a woman to dinner ..." [31K]
• "Your check, sir ..." [44K]
• "Your eyes! Your throat! Your lips! ..." [56K]
• Sanity Clause [21K]

unsorted

• "I think you've got something there ..." [22K]
• "How much would you want to ..." [19K]

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